Cockrings 4 Lyf Contest

This IS NOT the prize.

I picked this kit based completely on name. I got myself all excited that this was a cockring made specifically for guys with such huge manhood they actually referred to it as “giant”. Unfortunately, I was wrong and found myself being Zoolander’d by a buff bronzed man with worry lines.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some cockrings, but the only practical one I see fit for first timers is the one with adjustable snaps. (You can check them out here.) Otherwise, I think some of these are borderline panic inducing. If you’re looking to stretch two pencils, a mustache,  bolo tie, and alien butthole flesh around your dick though, this kit has all the things your dreams are made of.

Seriously though, I stand behind the adjustable versions and men wearing them. Muahahahaha. Anyway – first person to correctly guess my favorite dick size to suck in the comments gets some Rascal Trio Cockrings for free!!

THIS IS!!

Three cockrings for the price of a guess! Some quick contest rules:

• 18 and Older Only, Please and Thank You
• Valid mailing address that can receive packages is required (so no tiny P.O. Boxes)
• Do Not place your mailing address in the comment it automatically disqualify you
• Winner will be notified by email so be sure to use a valid one.
• Feel free to guess in US, Imperial, or Metric Units

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