Horrible porn name, horrible way to be exposed on the news, BUT if you wanna see what all the hoopla is about check him out in these three titles.. well 2 really.. lameos used the same scene for 2 different movies but whatever..
ps, that reporter needs to be assfucked
I just found myself thinking “why haven’t I heard about a celebrity being caught with his cock out in a while?”. With the amount of press time spent on ugly people cheating and anti-gay religious zealots caught with dicks in their mouth, you’d think we’d have a few more articles being posted about celebrity penis.
What do I find though? People bitching about Ke$ha. Where are our priorities?! When I search for pictures of Ryan Reynolds with a boner, Google just sends me to bullshit about Scarlett Johansson.
Pardon me while I calm myself down. Since the media and stars aren’t doing us the service we pay them to do, I’ve decided that we will just need to pay more attention to amateur penis. For that, I bring you the “Dick Slang” video. Can we get some positive comments going for these men under the video? (And a lighting kit because I’d prefer more detail, thank you.)