Cruised: Right Here, Right Now…

Being a man-a gay man-makes me indubitably aware of one thing: men are pigs and that this definitely works in my favor. They are always looking. ‘Tis the basis for Cruised, directed by the lovely Ashley Rider. Bulldog XXX provides you with only the sleaziest and satisfying of porn productions. This time they have really outdone themselves while exemplifying every homosexual male’s fantasy: toilet sex. Bathrooms are the one place where someone has great reason to pull out their cock. This makes for the completely logical decision to have sordid and unsolicited sex. You have your big-dicked exhibitionists, showing off their goods, and the slutty prick-pigs who are  just looking to catch some nut. Indiscretion is as prevalent as discretion. Closeted dads hook up with quintessential cum-queens, and the animals roam free and blow off some cream. The only thing being smoked in this boys room is meat. Join me and catch a glimpse of the action. Public bathrooms will never be the same.

We start things out with Darius Ferdynand and Bruno Bernal. Before we see anything, we hear the drip of a leaky faucet. A door creaks open and then we see the title. This film has a slight element, which sets the perfect tone. A tone that is honest to the situation. You are about to hook up with a stranger in public; that shit is dramatic. Anyway…We then cut to a stall door opening to show Darius lounging in jeans and a tank top. If I came upon this, I would cum upon this. Darius is the sort of guy that is everyone’s type, primarily for being so ridiculously hot. Someone should make a sculpture of this man and then screw it. We see him rubbing his bulge and cruising until he finds his match. The two eye-fuck each other and work up a couple of hard-ons. Darius is the first to expose himself. His pink and uncut schlong is a beacon of light in an otherwise dimly lit urine den. He has a really nice penis. Bruno pulls his out and a plan is made. There is no turning back. Darius spit onto his tool, lubes it up, and Bruno is all like, “I’ve got saliva too.” Darius stand on the toilet, bringing his perfect dick right to mouth level. (Super Random: Darius has a piece of silver glitter stuck to his neck. My kind of man.) So…Bruno deep throats Darius, which prompts him to simultaneously drop his pants. Darius then eats his ass and fucks him with his tongue. This ass is experienced. You can tell, but why wouldn’t it be? It’s beautiful. Darius direct Bruno to the doorway where he then sticks his wrapped cock deep within the standing Bruno. The sound brings to mind one word: Jealous. Bruno then rides Darius on the toilet in a reverse-bull position. Darius works Bruno’s butt until he can no longer take it. He moves him off to deliver us the semen that we have been waiting for. It’s here, it’s queer, deal with it. Bruno then moves back to jerk off and produce some cream of his own. He beats his dick against the wall to get every last sensation. End scene.

Next we have Steven Prior and Alex Silvers. Steven is a twinky fellow with one massive schlong. He checks out Alex across the bathroom, while working up a stiffy. Alex gives a stare that is basically a welcome mat. Steven join him at the troft. Alex gets a glimpse of that cock and the boy is surely feeling ambitious and DTF. Pretty-boy Alex then does his best to orally consume the girth of Steven, but it’s just not gonna happen. He had better give up that hole and he does! He slobs on the knob before bending over and presenting his ass. The two are nearly silent, except for some minor gasps from Alex. His face tells another story. He looks like he might be in a state of disbelief, which is understandable. The dude is experiencing extreme penetration and he loves it. Steven jerks off onto his bitch’s bum and Alex then drops to his knees. He rubs one out while focusing on the prick of a lifetime. That will probably be something he does again and again. Steven then leaves without saying a word.

We now move onto Kayden Gray and Mckensie Cross.  Mckensie is donning a hat, scruffy and sexy as hell.  Kayden is cocky, sultry, and really really great at fucking. Hes an Adonis. The two kiss as Kayden plays with Mckensie’s bottom. These two are excited about this; you can tell. Mckensie then sucks on this man’s perfect uncut cock and laps on his balls. Kayden slowly spits on his humungous cock and then gently face fucks his eager suitor. Mckensie soon positions himself with his ass in the air. You have to lick it before you stick it and Kayden does. He pulls on Mckensies balls while mouth fucking him. Kayden may be the best rimmer in the business. He spits on that hole and opens him up; creating great interest. If Mckensie didn’t want it before, he definitely wants it now. Kayden then stands to deliver his perfect cock. He nails that butt for a while before switching positions. Kayden moves to a “bottle-neck” in the room where he picks up Mckensie and dicks him against the wall. I am not certain I have ever seen this done on film before, but its crafty, practical, and desirable. I want it. Do try this at home. Mckensie pulls one out while getting drilled and Kayden then busts onto Mckensies sexy face. They share a cummy kiss. You literally don’t want it to end.

Luckily for you, Alex Silvers is watching it in a nearby office. He is cruising security footage of their tantalizing tryst. This adorable youngster has a pretty amazing tool. You didn’t see much of it in scene two when he was taking it deep, but it’s here now and thank god. It has me rethinking twinks. Haha. Alex self-lubes; both with precum and saliva. He works on his impressive member and then unloads onto his stomach. What a waste.

So, next time you are in a public bathroom, watch your back… watch your backside… watch your backside get turnt out. Public hookups are hot and best when safe, but that’s your decision. These guys serve up some inspiration that is as old as time. Gay men almost always think about sex while in a public restroom and certainly do when spotting some titillating trade. Keep an open mind and have ambitious sex. If you don’t use it, you lose it. So keep it and share it. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it. Now go on and get hard at! …and be sure to get Cruised while you’re there!

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