The Erotic, Crazy, Freakshow Adventures Of Hercules In A Nut Shell

Shit is about to get weird. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is a film you are not going to find very easily anywhere but GayHotMovies.com. Believe me, I checked. It’s not even available at Bijou, its own provider! So let me tell you I was just about as excited to find out about this film as I was discovering my first gay porn magazine many moons ago. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a classic, and it’s fucking weird; don’t let this soft-core box cover fool you.

Just look at these opening credits. Seriously, it’s like Clash of the Titans and Jason and the Argonauts. I’m surprised there wasn’t any wacky claymation minotaurs or anything. Once the credits are over, the audience is transported to a rocky beach where the story begins. I think the narrator didn’t get the narration part in The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. That man was hot-no wonder Anne Baxter was always moaning “Moses, Moses, Moses.” Jeez Louise! And moving on…

So we’ve got Hercules, the ocean, and animal hide loin cloths. Cut to a palace. Here we meet a super creepy old dude with a bucket of KFC who is actually King Casmer and he’s got some damn cute boys at his fingertips. Check out the one with the fan. Although it’s just beginning, I ask myself “When was this made?” It looks like a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella made for TV in the sixties. The colors are wonderful!

Nothin’ like a bucket-a-chicken and some head from one of your slaves, eh? I’m getting kind of hungry. Spoiler alert, there is a lot of “soft serve” in this flick. The king doesn’t really get hard, but still cums buckets in the boy’s mouth who then spits it into a chalice. This blowjob really did amp up the perversion rating of The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.

As the narrator continues, King Casmer is going to send a young prince to tempt his arch rival Hercules and destroy him. We meet the prince as he and the king drink some wine. He’s kind of cute-blonde hair, mustache, blue eyes. He kind of looks like Luke Harding aka Aden Stone? Of course he’ll be handsomely compensated for his troubles with jewels and treasure to destroy Herc.

Luke’s better looking.

What a lovely soundtrack. I really want to know what beach was this filmed on. Sure Prince, just wash up nekked on the rocky shore, Hercules will rescue you. Ah, what a sweet, smooth, nubile youth. Oh so succulent; just smack him in the face to wake him up. Stop using your hand and use your dick Herc! Oh, thanks for saving me! Back in Hercules’ lair, Prince sets to work “I mean I just regained consciousness, but let me caress your muscular body and suck yo dick!” There is a lot of static in the soundtrack at this point, but it is so worth listening to. Who got paid to dub this freakshow? Hercules kind of has this whole fifties bodybuilder look going on, like he should be in Physique Pictoral, and this pleases me.

To mention the soundtrack once again, this is the kind of music you frolic to and the voice over dubbing is so sensationally bad. In this scene I’ll admit it’s not really the best blowjob I’ve ever seen. Hercules does cum in the prince’s mouth, but what is with all this soft serve so far? Doesn’t anyone get a raging hard-on in this movie? And now they cuddle. I’d also like to point out that the prince has real fancy belt on. Moments later the pair are grinding. It’s kind of weird and I feel like I’m intruding. Here’s the DL: Herc’s trying to get hard again, Prince whimpers. Is he in him? Nope, just grinding. Finally we have some fucking! The prince is a total bottom bitch and Herc fucks his hole raw, pulls out and shoots another copious load. He even got jizz on the deer skin rug. Who’s going to clean that up? A+ for stamina Hercules!

I forgot what the prince was sent to do when this happens. They are NOT going to get it on for a third time! Wait! The thirst is real for this prince as he starts sucking on Hercules rod again. Needless to say the audience is treated to another dispassionate blow, another creamy load down the prince’s throat. That’s a lot of cum and the sheer amount Hercules has produced in such a short period of time is pretty hot actually.

Hercules must be so tired. The prince really “took it out of him” and it’s off to dreamland. Next thing ya know he’s bound in chains and shackles. Did the prince slip him a Mickey? King Creeper is back and gloating over his prize. He whips and flogs Herc while the prince and one of the kings boys start to get it on while he watches. I’m sensing the prince probably has a thing for Herc or vise versa, but I could be wrong.

This cocksucker with the dark hair and ‘stache is pretty sexy. Check out those chops!

There is too much soft serve in this film.

As we continue our adventure, viewers will be treated to some passionate osculation followed by more sucking at the feet of the king whilst Herc looks on. These guys love grinding and the old dude is contentedly jerking off to this. He’s truly got a greedy gullet, that prince. He really gets to it on the slave boy, who is cute, but I thought he’d have a bigger cock. It also looks like the king’s advisor dude whom we met earlier has joined the party too to jerk off as well.

Now this is the guy I’ve been waiting for. Finding Hercules bound and chained, a little muscle lad walks right up and likes what he sees. He immediately begins worshiping Herc with his hands and mouth. As he is going to town on the subdued giant, the creepy-ass adviser guy just lifts up the youth’s loin cloth and slips his dick in. How rude, but Little Muscle Lad doesn’t care. Prince unleashes his white lava in the slave’s mouth as this fuck-fest continues on the floor. Time for a cum swap! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules has more loads blown directly into mouths than any other film I’ve seen in a while. What I mean is the spunk is literally sucked out of the guys, no jerking off to finish, just dick in mouth. Back to Herc’s neck of the woods; the adviser unloads his contribution and Muscle Lad doesn’t even care. He’s too busy milking Herc’s cock until he explodes.

There is a lot of cum in these guys’ mouths.

Now for a threesome! Mustache Boy fucks Muscle Lad, who sports some nice foreskin in a fleshy roll about, at the feet of the king and Mustache Boy cums after pulling out. It’s a decent fuck to watch, and my only issue was that it was too bad the Muscle Lad didn’t cum. I was really hoping for that.

To finish things up I’ll make this brief. Everyone is passed out and Hercules (with the help of the gods) unchains himself to exact his revenge. He slaughters everyone, even the prince who I believe thought Herc loved him and would take him away before he met his fate. Oh, and Herc kept that belt?

Since The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is only available on GayHotMovies.com, you should really head on over and watch it. I’m so happy I got to review such an off the wall classic and share it with you. Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumblr too!

Catch ya later cum catchers

-The Otter

The Erotic Adventures of Hercules

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When Casmer, a greedy and mean-spirited demigod, tricks a into snatching gorgeous hairy bodybuilder Hercules, he calls on a blond stunner with a mustache who tires Hercules out with two blowjobs and ass-fucking. The then-chained Hercules must watch an orgy that highlights a fuck sandwich, orgasms in the mouth, masturbation, trios, and a mini hunk (like the pin-up stars of the 1950s) who swallows his cock. The spent revelers soon fall asleep and are wiped out by the freed giant. After he takes his revenge, he thanks the gods for their mercy on him, once again the strongest man on Earth.

Need For Seed

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These six scenes feature real men doing some real fucking. These mature guys are experienced and know exactly what they’re doing. There is no fumbling around, just hardcore bareback man-sex. Raw sex with no holds barred. These guys go at it like no one’s watching, but luckily you are!

Stars: Jake, Rick, Guy, Hector, Travis, Coach, Casey (Male), Victor Cody, Dameon, Jesie, Ryan

Zack Gets Kinky With Some Toys

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Smoking hot Zack has a bunch of toys that he loves to play with during his private time. Watch as the young and gorgeous stud fucks his tight hole with an anal toy and gives his dick some attention with clamps and handcuffs! His big thick uncut cock certainly appreciates all that play as he strokes his meat and plays with his hole to get the cum flooding out all over his tight body in an awesome display!

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Red Light

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Predatory and hungry, the red light district denizens quietly murmur: "Wanna buy?"; "What 'cha got?"; "Yeah!" They are merchants of iniquity, prowling their red light districts, ready to buy, sell or barter. The flesh trade can be good - with profits high, and pleasure and satisfaction guaranteed.

Stars: Leo Giamani, Bruno Bond, Vince Ferelli, Jake Dakota, Diesel Washington, Josh West, Tristan Mathews, Tyler Saint

Dalton Has a Big Fat Dick

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If you’re familiar with Dalton Briggs than you definitely know that he’s a charming southern boy. But if it’s up to the stars that he’s performed with on camera, they all have one word to describe this hung Adonis: “Ouch!” Dalton and the other hot tops in the DVD all love to stretch their bottoms' tight holes to achieve maximum pleasure. Dillon Rossi, Pierre Fitch, Tayte Hanson & Caleb King round out the cast of big-dicked performers on a mission to plow through our stable! Enjoy -- Jake Jaxon.

Stars: Gabriel Clark, Brandon Jones, Dillon Rossi, Angel Cruz (Male), Marco Gagnon, Tayte Hanson, Jacob Ladder, Caleb King, Dalton Briggs, Pierre Fitch

Black Bareback Party

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We’re having a Black Bareback Party and you won’t want to miss a single moment! Alpha and Chiu kick things off in a cum-dripping union that brings the heat. These duo let the feelings that they usually have to hide explode! There is always black magic between the two youths. They are home alone, and feeling very horny. They strip to their undies. Their massive black cocks stretch the material. Alpha wants to taste his friend's cock. He sucks the cock end, and strokes it up and down. The pair kiss, and Alpha strokes both their big black cocks. Chui wants to taste dick as well, and the African lads have a sixty nine. These African lads love the steamy ceremony that leads to their unloading of jizz."
"Collin feels a bit stressed one day. He calls his black friend Steven to give him a relaxing African massage. The sexy black boys strip down to their underwear and with a drop of massage oil and Steven's skilled hands, Collin has a solid erection in no time at all. That is the signal for Steven to take the massage to the next level, starting with a wet session. Still wet, Steven wants to fuck Collin. But the twink has never been fucked before and Steven's cock is huge. But he takes it all, with the juices dripping from his ass. Soon he cums with Steven's cock deep inside him. Then Steven shoots his load and Collin's assjuice is mixed with Steven's copious cum. When Steven sees all that cum he wants to have another climax. Can Collin take it one more time?"
"Patrick is waiting for his friend to come over to his house for some tribal bonding, he can't wait for him to arrive, as he is feeling very horny. The bell rings, and Patrick lets his black twink pal into the garden. The African lads french kiss, and the front of their trousers expands. Patrick rubs his friend's huge cock through his shorts. He wants to taste the huge piece of black meat, and sucks hard on it. Collin holds his head tight, and pushes his big cock into Patrick's mouth. Collin starts to wank his bottom boy's black cock. These youths certainly know about tribal love.

Stars: Mark, Patrick, Steven, Collin, Chui, Alpha

Wahou Big Dick

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Wahou Big Dick is one hot scene brought to us from Crunchboy. These two French lads start off by kissing and docking one another’s uncut pricks. This hot muscle bottom then moves onto prepping the big dick that will soon enter him. These two then fuck until a load is released onto our brave bottom. Enjoy!

Toes, Underwear, and Skaters…Ooh-La-La!

There is one fact that is true of every scene included in Ducati Porn’s Skater Fucks—this is not soft and sweet porn featuring dreamy pretty boys….this feature is for those who want their XXX action with a bit of kink and edge. From inked up submissive bottoms to all-out indulgences in wild foot fetishes, this Peter Romero-directed flick doesn’t hold back with embracing its bold freak streak. This movie is sure to satisfy those with an appetite for alternative content.

For proof, look no further than the opening scene, which features Trenton Ducati and the heavily-tattooed and pierced Dane Ryder. The kinky love of underwear and rugged boots take center-stage in this match-up, when Trenton finds Dane worshiping some of his items in the living room. “There’s my fucking boots, you little pig!” Trenton exclaims, as Dane rubs underwear passionately against his face. Dane replies that he was cleaning Trenton’s boots and, unconvinced, Trenton replies, “If you’re going to fucking clean them, clean them really good.” This leads to Trenton grabbing the back of Dane’s head as he licks all over the boot. From there, Dane sucks on Trenton’s socks while the boot is shoved into his crotch. Following this is lots of spitting and lip service to Trenton’s big cock. After, they get down and dirty in a hard, hair-pulling fuck. This scene is a strong choice to kick things off, as it wastes no time with serving viewers with jizz-dripping action for those that have a thang for these special fetishes.

And as if the first scene doesn’t do the trick, the second scene picks up where it leaves off. This time, Trenton teams up with the well-hung Devin Dixon, who stars as an eager shoeshine man who can’t wait to get to work. While he is initially creeped out by Devin’s enthusiasm, things take a turn when Devin slides off Trenton’s shoes to light his fire at the sight of his socks. Devin can’t resist from taking off the socks to get a taste of Trenton’s toes and eventually, Trenton gets turned on and joins in. They suck each other’s thick meat sticks and get off in another serious hole-hammering session. There’s never a dull moment from the time that these guys step in front of the camera with each other and keep the momentum going.


But the unapologetic dive that Skater Fucks takes into the world of various fetishes isn’t the only positive aspect of the film—in fact, this characteristic of the film would not be brought to life if were not for the engaging cast. This fact is best exemplified in the next scene, which has the ripped, hairy and ever-sexy industry vet Nick Capra flaunt his dominance over meat-hungry Aiden Summers. While he is supposed to be painting a room, Aiden is in the mood to be stuffed…and he gives into the urge by whipping out a random dildo. When Nick returns to the room to find him getting busy with toys, he decides that he needs to be punished. Nick rolls Aiden on his back, takes a couple of firm slaps across his ass and declares “My puppies behave better than this!” His aggressive persona continues with him spanking Aiden with almost any object he can find, including a ruler and then he jams a paint roller up Aiden’s hole. As all of this goes on, Aiden totally submits to every single part and accentuates the power that Nick  exercises. From there, they suck each other off and end by jerking off and shooting massive loads over their bodies. Although there is no intercourse, what makes this scene effective is the way that both Nick and Aiden commit to their respective roles.

The cast also makes make entertaining contributions in the scene four. After taking a nice jog outside, Felix Warner decides that he isn’t done working out when he heads into the house to find Devin Dixon sleeping. He wakes him up and they began roughhousing…which of course, turns innocent fun into naughty activity. There are toe fucking, blowjobs, and intense rimjob from Felix to Devin which feels totally realistic because both stars seem genuinely into their scene together. Clearly enjoying themselves, they head to the living room, where they are discovered by Trenton. Infuriated by their disrespectful actions, Trenton feels the best way to handle the situation is to punish each of them, which he does by demanding that they lick his boots, worship his feet, and take turns sucking his cock. Much like scene four, everyone stays true to what they are meant to embody, as Trenton makes bitch boys out of Felix and Devin, and each comply with no complaints. After lots of fetish-centered and oral acts, each guy relieves their stiff, cum-filled cocks with three major loads that cover the boot, the perfect touch for the film’s show-stopping scene.

The closing of Skater Fucks does not contain a story like the others, nor does it explore any particular kinky tastes, but it still ends the movie on a strong note. Trenton and Dylan Knight share a one-on-one lustfest that oozes with subtle chemistry. It may not venture left field like its predecessors, but still gives the viewer some steamy action.

Though it may not be one of the most over-the-top experimentation of fetish-oriented material that is out there, Skater Fucks still holds itself up nicely in all of its simplicity. With the combination of the colorful cast and enjoyable caliber of the sex scenes, it solidifies itself as a great watch from start to finish. To check it out for yourself, watch Skater Fucks now!

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-  Simba

Over LOADS

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After these young and sexy studs take a dip in the pool, they are looking to keep the activity going…and it involves each other’s rock-hard cocks and hungry holes! With FOUR explosive scenes, watch as these boys strip and service each other like never before…non-stop blowjobs, rimming and hardcore pounding until they erupt!

Stars: Jason Summers, Dallas Reeves, Parker Brookes, Bruce Wayne, Dustin Hawkins